bedpole:

wearing cute underwear makes me hate myself a little less

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tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

I really don’t.

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lizuhd:

how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass

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deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

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fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

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kanyewesticle:

what if rain came down all at once and not in tiny raindrops

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ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

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